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Picks 'n Pops: More Porzingis, a different kind of bird at the Garden, and hurdles
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Every week I gather some thoughts about the Celtics, the NBA, and beyond and dump them here. Because I think I sprung forward a little too far this week.

- The Celtics and Nuggets will meet in the Abu Dhabi games next preseason. Looks like the NBA script-writers have already determined the Finals participants, so now it’s up to Zach Zarba, Bill Kennedy, and Tony Brothers to drum up some drama before carrying out the final plan.

… oh no I think I might have said too much. 

- One lesson I hope the Celtics take from this recent stretch is that Kristaps Porzingis needs to be promoted to involvement in most of the crunch-time offense. If he’s not, then why the hell did Brad Stevens even trade for him?

- There was some consternation when Porzingis called the loss to Cleveland a “good loss.” I think people missed the bigger picture of Porzingis admitting that the team was starting to get a little full of themselves and that they needed something to bring them back to earth. 

This is why I think Joe Mazzulla’s approach is a good one. It’s always about keeping the right mentality, and I think there's a push and pull that permeates the season that makes keeping that balance a constant, ever-changing challenge. 

“It’s just as difficult to win as it is to lose,” Mazzulla said after the Suns game. 

Wins come with a lot of trappings, and winning a lot without a bit of humbling can make for its own set of challenges. I think this challenging stretch is good for the team too. I hope the rest of the season is a challenge, just so these guys understand nothing is a given. 

- I think this headline on CelticsBlog sums things up nicely: The Celtics don’t have expectations — they face demands.

- Congrats to Dean Wade for joining the Ish Smith All-Stars

- Wade’s two games since murdering the Boston Celtics: 9 total points on 3-10 shooting (1-8 3pt) and -24 in 66 minutes. 

- I’m not really happy to see the “Kornet Kontest” back. He hadn’t done it for a while, but he broke it out again recently. It doesn’t work. He could just stand completely still and the shooters will miss sometimes (unless he’s Dean Wade). 

- Everything around Bronny James is unfair.

- Zion Williamson says he’ll do the dunk contest if he gets voted in as an All-Star next season. I think the formula for him to make it is simple: be available to play. He makes it sound like he’s being screwed out of a spot. Put down the shrimp etouffee and play ball next season.

- Ben Simmons is done for the season. According to Spotrac, He has been paid $163 million to participate in a tick over half his team’s games over the past eight seasons, and he’ll get another $40 million next season. 

Siri, show me the basketball version of a Ponzi scheme.

- Good luck Karl-Anthony Towns as recovers from a torn meniscus. He wants to be back in a month. Tough hit for the TWolves.

- Hopefully for Minnesota, Anthony Edwards doesn’t miss any more opening tips.

He says he lost track of time going through is pregame routine in the back. I can’t image the hell that would have broken loose if this ever happened to Robert Williams.

- This was so well done

- Good luck Isaiah Thomas. He dropped 32 in his G League debut with Salt Lake City. I don’t think he’s gonna make it back to the NBA, but you never know. He is nothing if not persistent, so I hope I’m wrong and that it pays off.

- How did this guy figure out he could do this? And who told him "hey, you know who'd like to see you do this? About 19,000 NBA fans."

- I’ve never been more of a Mike Tyson fan than the moment I found out he was fighting Jake Paul. Not only do I want him to score one for us olds, I'm dying for someone to shut Paul up.

- The girl who tossed double bird on the jumbotron and immediately regretted it is my new favorite person. 

Let’s break this down: 

  1. This is clearly her go-to move. This is how she greets people. It was such an involuntary, muscle-memory thing that it has to be a gesture she uses multiple times a day. She might also still say “Yankees suck” on a fairly regular basis.
  2. Her immediate regret is adorable. She got lost in the moment, realized where she was, and tried to make up for it, even including the most opposite gesture she could think of in the heat of the moment. 
  3. They never cut away from her. They let her play through her mistake instead of yanking her. That's good coaching. That's good fan development. Also, this is Boston. If we can’t stomach a passionate fan tossing up her own version of a double-digit scoring game, then we’re in the wrong city. 

- Congratulations to KFC for inventing chicken parm. Oh there's pepperoni on it so it’s different? No, it’s just chicken parm that was sitting underneath an unsealed package of pepperoni in the fridge. 

- Congrats to LeBron James for completely defying the odds and getting to 40,000 points. I would have expected him to decline by now like most people, but he keeps finding a way to cheat Father Time and keep playing at a high level. 

- Al Horford, who is a year and a half younger than LeBron, just crossed 14,000 points. 

- I'm trusting you all to make your own Oscars jokes. 

- Find someone who cheers for you like Jalen Williams and Jaylin Williams cheer for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

- It’s an honor to be voted third-favorite podcast in New England in the latest New England Sports Survey. Because it’s an unprompted write-in, it means people really are choosing to listen to a Celtics podcast in a Patriots world. 

Oh, Greg’s podcast is first. One of these days I’ll catch him. I think that would mean I own the site. I think those are the rules. 

- This week’s Bing AI-generated image: Still some hurdles to clear for the Celtics

- Your current NBA Belt champion, the Milwaukee Bucks: 

Here’s my latest podcast, if you’re bored: 

This article first appeared on Boston Sports Journal and was syndicated with permission.

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